im such a fucking jealous asshole i pretend like i dont care but i care so much im gonna explode
If I dont respond to your insult it means what i wanted to say was too mean and I decided to let you live
if my husband doesnt tear up when im walking down the aisle im turning the fuck around
my husband definitely will because he’s gonna have to put up with me for the rest of his life and that’s enough to make anybody cry
Some of these are so awkward, and some are great, and there’s that one with the dad that’s just 100% heartbreaking.