I don't know, maybe I'm just 17 and a dick.
Hey I'm the lamest kid you'll meet.



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zbrexx:

zbrexx:

how did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

he gave her a ring image

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kobetyrant:

the word “hoe” gets thrown around way too loosely I did not religiously suck dick to share that title with you virgins running a porn blog


somenerdygirl:

pantskitton:

spains-a-total-uke:

When I was little, I used to think it was silly that they put the “external use only” label on bottles because no one would want to eat a bottle of aloe vera, but after reading fanfiction, I know who those warnings are meant for

UNTIL I READ THIS I GENUINELY STILL THOUGHT THAT THE PURPOSE OF THOSE LABELS WAS TO STOP PEOPLE EATING THE PRODUCT

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alltime-fallout:

rlmjob:

unclefather:

I’m scared of heterosexuals. What do they want? 

your kik

haha and then what? ;)

moon dust in your lungs
stars in your eyes

you are a child of the cosmos
and ruler of the skies
for em (via trenzalours)
duckllett:

215* by yo_cco

I hate how a majority believe that when a girl’s silent she’s

falling apart

crying inside

over thinking

ect

but

maybe

she’s just picturing porn in her head